se7en360's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
Is this thing on? se7en360, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? se7en360, where the heck are you?
I have come to realize that se7en360 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Fear me se7en360... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have se7en360 play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how se7en360 digs on that!
Fear me se7en360... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Come back to me se7en360... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Is this thing on? se7en360, where the heck are you?
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when se7en360 leaves me cold... and alone...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. se7en360 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Fear me se7en360... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I waited all day for se7en360 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Come back to me se7en360... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
A little news flash for se7en360: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Is this thing on? se7en360, where the heck are you?
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.