murbay's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... murbay? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... murbay? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
murbay... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... murbay stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Come back to me murbay... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but murbay not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn murbay in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how murbay digs on that!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all murbay does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
A little news flash for murbay: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I just do not understand why murbay paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: murbay only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I only have one request... If murbay isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Hey murbay, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how murbay digs on that!
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9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope murbay doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?