i2za's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that i2za isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
i2za's xbox has been ignored for 34 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
I have now endured 29 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
i2za doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
i2za's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... i2za? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
i2za's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but i2za not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 26 days!!
i2za's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
i2za's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
I waited all day for i2za to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
i2za's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
i2za's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: i2za only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
Come back to me i2za... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
Where is i2za at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
I only have one request... If i2za isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when i2za leaves me cold... and alone...
i2za's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. i2za is the only one that can give me what I need!
i2za's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
If you would have told me that i2za would go 18 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
i2za... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
i2za's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 11 2008
I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
i2za's Xbox - Aug 10 2008
A little news flash for i2za: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
i2za's Xbox - Aug 9 2008
i2za... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
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