I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Shenkai leaves me cold... and alone...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Shenkai leaves me cold... and alone...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: For the record, it is better to have Shenkai play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I have now endured 24 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
A little news flash for Shenkai: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Shenkai? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
I only have one request... If Shenkai isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Shenkai is the only one that can give me what I need!
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Shenkai in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Hey Shenkai, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Hey Shenkai, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Where is Shenkai at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I only have one request... If Shenkai isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Shenkai does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Shenkai? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
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