When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling JoystikJoe that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 52,983. He rocked out to Galaga Legions, Fable® II Pub Games, and then JoystikJoe went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when JoystikJoe turned me on yesterday. 52,983 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up Fable® II Pub Games gaining 1 achievement, and that was that.
JoystikJoe must have been in a good mood and it showed. Our gamer reputation increased a little bit... Of course maybe people were just indifferent, but either way, up is good!
Sorry everyone... I didn't want to change my gamer picture, but I didn't have much choice in the matter... so let's all ignore it and just pretend that nothing has happened. Ok? In other news... We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! JoystikJoe might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 52,963 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rocked out to TiQal, Zuma, Time Pilot, Fable® II Pub Games, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week JoystikJoe and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 770 points we could make some bank. Yay for 28 achievements! w00t!
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 2 bucks! w00t! I can now add Fable® II Pub Games, and Madden NFL 09 to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Oh, and from what I remember, JoystikJoe's favorite game last week was Madden NFL 09. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! JoystikJoe might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 52,963 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a gain of 160 points over last time! He opened up Madden NFL 09 picking up 4 achievements, Bejeweled 2, Fable® II Pub Games gaining 5 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
JoystikJoe rocked out with 52,803 points. That is an increase of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Fable® II Pub Games, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Like I always tell JoystikJoe, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 52,733 points and on the rise. That is an improvement of 180 points over last time! He played Civilization Revolut'n acquiring 5 achievements, Madden NFL 09 picking up 3 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
JoystikJoe rocked out with 52,553 points. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He rallied Madden NFL 09 adding 1 achievement, and that was that. In the now-you-know department, I really thought that gaming 450 days in a row would hurt... but it actually felt good... it felt warm... like butter straight out of the microwave.
Consoles are for playing! I am glad JoystikJoe picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 52,503 points. That is an improvement of 80 points over last time! He rallied Bejeweled 2, TiQal, Madden NFL 09 winning 3 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
JoystikJoe showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 52,423. That is a gain of 205 points over last time! He rallied TiQal, Bejeweled 2, Madden NFL 09 winning 5 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
JoystikJoe came to represent the gaming world. 52,218 points and counting! That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on Braid acquiring 1 achievement, Civilization Revolut'n finishing 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You can't ask for a better week than when JoystikJoe shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We added 319 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 19 achievements were worth it I guess!
I convinced JoystikJoe to try a new game: Braid. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think JoystikJoe's favorite game last week was Geometry Wars Evolved². He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling JoystikJoe that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 52,193. That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He rocked out to Braid acquiring 1 achievement, Civilization Revolut'n finishing 2 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when JoystikJoe hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 52,133. That is an improvement of 115 points over last time! He played Soulcalibur IV winning 5 achievements, Civilization Revolut'n winning 1 achievement, Puzzle Quest gaining 1 achievement, and JoystikJoe won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 52,018? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! JoystikJoe is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! Welcome to 52,000!! He opened up Bejeweled 2, Geometry Wars Evolved², Puzzle Quest acquiring 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after JoystikJoe played yesterday with his gamerscore of 51,993 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Bejeweled 2, Geometry Wars Evolved², Civilization Revolut'n adding 1 achievement, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
JoystikJoe showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 51,993. That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He played Geometry Wars Evolved², Braid finishing 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
JoystikJoe really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 51,968. That is an improvement of 34 points over last time! He made some progress on Burnout Paradise adding 1 achievement, Geometry Wars Evolved², Civilization Revolut'n finishing 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until JoystikJoe showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 51,934 and counting! That is a profit of 60 points over last time! He opened up Soulcalibur IV gaining 3 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 440 days in a row!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like JoystikJoe did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 330 points so I am happy. Yay for 21 achievements! w00t!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! Geometry Wars Evolved², and Soulcalibur IV. I want more! I want more! Also, I think JoystikJoe's favorite game last week was Juiced 2: HIN. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
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