Bips' Xbox - Aug 21 2008
A little news flash for Bips: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
A little news flash for Bips: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I have come to realize that Bips has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to moneyb23 and that 19,977 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
I just do not understand why Bips paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Bips only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I only have one request... If Bips isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I just do not understand why Bips paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
If you would have told me that Bips would go 18 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have come to realize that Bips has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
This really sucks because it gives danteinthedark a shot at widening the gap. We are still 45,968 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Bips... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Bips... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Bips stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
A little news flash for Bips: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
This really sucks because it gives dieselv2 a shot at widening the gap. We are still 11,933 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Bips does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Bips never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Bips never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
This really sucks because it gives m00n22 a shot at widening the gap. We are still 53,877 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Bips stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.