ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
Good thing I have access to ASplinteredEdge's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
Yesterday, ASplinteredEdge decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
Yesterday was one of those times ASplinteredEdge mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
ASplinteredEdge's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told ASplinteredEdge that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 465 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 33 achievements were worth it I guess!
I persuaded ASplinteredEdge to try a new game: Soulcalibur IV. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
ASplinteredEdge was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
ASplinteredEdge needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 24,883. That is an improvement of 345 points over last time! He opened up Soulcalibur IV gaining an amazing 22 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as ASplinteredEdge decided not to show up.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
ASplinteredEdge brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 24,538 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on Geometry Wars Evolved² winning an amazing 9 achievements, DOOM, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ASplinteredEdge yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
Like a king on his throne, ASplinteredEdge said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 24,538 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 120 points over last time! He rocked out to Bomberman LIVE adding 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
I have a feeling ASplinteredEdge went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
ASplinteredEdge's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Other weeks I might complain, but having ASplinteredEdge only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see ASplinteredEdge out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
I heard someone tell ASplinteredEdge to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
ASplinteredEdge would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
I tried to send ASplinteredEdge an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
ASplinteredEdge was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
ASplinteredEdge didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
ASplinteredEdge's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when ASplinteredEdge said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
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